Sometimes we have an unreasonable expectation of what the Bible promises - like God is a cosmic Santa Claus who will shower us with rainbows and puppies if we pray.

Below is a link to a comical review on a bible at amazon.com. The post uses the logic that the bible is a user manual for cool swag.

http://makeuseof.com/tech-fun/amazon-review-this-book-doesnt-work