Bible Drinking Game

30 May Posted by Marcus

In an effort to encourage you to read your bible, I present the Bible Drinking Game. The Bible is full of funny, disturbing, and repetitive events. Take a drink of your favorite beverage anytime to come across one of these events. For the sake of moderation, and those who do not drink at all, I suggest espresso shots.

Drink every time:

  • Jesus has a reason to roll his eyes at the Pharisees.
  • David murders someone.
  • Sex goes horribly wrong.
  • A prophets runs away or cries.
  • There is an earthquake in the book of Revelation.
  • Paul talks in circles before getting to a point.
  • Peter screws up.
  • Someone laughs at the work of God

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